


In episode 18 of season 1, “Texas”, Patrick has a brief (and rare) flash of inspiration. Most of these accusations revolve around SpongeBob being gay, but let’s consider instead for a moment the sheer number of dick jokes on the show. SpongeBob SquarePants, perhaps more than any other children’s cartoon, has repeatedly come under fire for its alleged sexual undertones. Today, he’d like to teach you about how many penises are really embedded in the show SpongeBob SquarePants. Heave writer Adam Cowden has a lot of stuff that he’s written for Cracked that didn’t get in, but nevertheless should be seen by the masses. Culture The double entendres of “SpongeBob SquarePants”
